27 'Thoughts Of Dog' Tweets That Made Us Giggle

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Jun 11, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

We're back at you with tweets from our favorite Twitter account ever! If you haven't heard of Thoughts of Dog before then you're in for a real treat today, because we're bringing you 27 gems that offer a cute overload with a big helping of dopey - because that's basically dogs wrapped up in a nutshell. 

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  • 01
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the commercial on the tv. made a doorbell noise. i know deep down it wasn't my doorbell. but. there's no harm in making sure 11:26 AM 6 Feb 2019 164K
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  • 02
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings the human was planning on going out tonight. but i sat in front of the door. and made eye contact once. so now we're watching movies 5:32 PM-30 Nov 2018 178K
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  • 03
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i found a really good stick. but i chewed it too hard. and it broke in half. which was disappointing until i realized. nowi have two sticks today has been. an emotional roller coaster 11:55 AM -3 Jan 2019 225K
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  • 04
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart 2:51 PM - 27 Jan 2018 331K
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  • 05
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings Following i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i'm helping too 12:39 PM -9 Jun 2019
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  • 06
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings every time i get brushed. i have to take my collar off. the human always laughs. and says that i'm naked. but joke's on them. i'm very confident in my body 9:16 AM- 1 Sep 2018 256K
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  • 07
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch 2:33 PM -31 Mar 2019 264K
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  • 08
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human says. there are two options.. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset. they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air 8:54 AM -7 Dec 2017 141K
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  • 09
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i'm helping too 12:39 PM-9 Jun 2019 159K
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  • 10
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human worked all day. so we didn't spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they're here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep 7:23 PM-29 May 2019 204K
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  • 11
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other 3:37 PM -16 May 2019 224K
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  • 12
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings sometimes. you have to spin in circles. to appreciate all that's around you 5:51 PM-25 Jun 2018 148K
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  • 13
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings Following i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party 2:51 PM - 5 Jun 2019
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  • 14
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings i wasn't a good dog today april fools. i was so good 6:04 PM-1 Apr 2019 454K
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  • 15
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human made waffles. and i got to taste one. what i'm trying to say. is never give up on your dreams 7:48 AM-10 Jul 2018 163K
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  • 16
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it's hard to snoozle. under so much pressure 8:58 PM-10 Aug 2018 202K
    via dog_feelings
  • 17
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i will love you. for all eternity. and in return. could you please wipe away my eye boogers 6:27 PM-12 Feb 2019 216K
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  • 18
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings on our walk today. i tried to say hello to a person passing by. but they backed away. and continued on. without so much as a smile. the human later explained. that not everyone is going to like me. and i need to be okay with that. but here's the thing. i'm not okay with that 3:07 PM-21 Jul 2018 254K
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  • 19
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings gooooob morning. today is a day. to reflect upon. your latest accomplishments. here are mine: 4. big jump b. zooms of the speedy variety 1. carried stick 9. borked away. evildoers 2. big leap (different than a jump) 2. ate a funny bug d. spit out funny bug 7.loved everything 8:31 AM - 11 Mar 2018 134K
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  • 20
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks 1:55 PM- 16 Jun 2018 193K
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  • 21
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human is trying to leave. but i'm touching them. faster than they can use a lint roller 7:07 AM -27 Aug 2018 150K
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  • 22
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings gooooob morning. i spotted the human. secretly putting a piece of pancake in my bowl. so the next time i get a drink. boom. surprise pancake. i am eternally grateful 6:07 AM 3 Dec 2018 176K
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  • 23
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. THIS IS QUITE UNEXPECTED. THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. MY TAIL IS BLURRY. AND YOU BET. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN 1:56 PM -30 Apr 2018 179K
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  • 24
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human seems distracted. so i put my paw on their knee. and now they know. that whatever it is. we're in it together 6:28 PM-11 Dec 2018 234K
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  • 25
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings the human has a new fren coming over tonight. and i've prepared a simple entrance survey for them 6. do you like me c. how much do you like me 2. do you jump in puddles a. i like to jump in puddles b. can i lick your ear 3. do you like me 7. i'm already licking your ear 5.00 PM-2 Feb 2019 189K
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  • 26
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings WE ARE IN THE CAR. NOT SURE WHERE WE'RE HEADED. BUT THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN. AND I'M EATING THE WIND 10:18 AM-2 Jun 2018 158K
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  • 27
    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i have a very important message. it is of the highest priority. and it requires. your immediate. undivided attention i love you 6:59 PM-9 Apr 2018 117K
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